Bohemian Grove, Monte Rio CA

It’s ok to go there if you just enjoy the nature, otherwise you will not see whatever else you expecting to see, strictly limited access

I met some guy in a red cloak and he told me not to tell anyone about anything I've seen there. His followers or whatever were also pretty nice and cool.

Listen, I don't know if we were meant to chill with all those vampires, but we did and then someone killed the Baron and it really harshed my buzz. Would not return.

Also, what's with all the owls? Bats are clearly superior!

This years theme was “Tiki Luau”. Good tunes, great atmosphere and some of the best “Hunch Punch” I’ve ever had! (What did they put in that stuff!? !). Every thing was fine until Matt Gaetz (R/FL) showed up. Apparently he promised to deliver some sort of “Package” but failed to come through. The place is shrouded with secrecy so I didn’t really ask any questions but you should have seen the look on Joe Manchin’s (D/WV) face, it was almost like someone such the life force right out of him and in turn the entire party (that dude gets down!). I don’t imagine they’ll be inviting Matt Gaetz back next year.

Haven't been myself, but would very much appreciate a guided tour the next time I'm in the area

I'm very disappointed that I've never been invited. How many of you do I have to refer to God for judgement before you try to buy me off? Like hurry up already.

Exodus 20: 3-5

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me

I like to hang out here with all my other dude bros. We eat hot dogs and s'mores by the campfire and discuss taking away women's rights, planning insurrections, and other fun stuff I can't really talk about on the internet. I met Clarence Thomas here once! Quite the talker.

Great place to visit at night fun activities to do but you have to be 10 or younger to play with the owl statue. Many famous people go there if you want autograph that’s the place

Alex jones recommended this spot … would not recommend. 0/10 too much borderline rapey behavior.

Came in with two pockets of spaghetti and they made me dump it next to a tree. Later I walked by to find MTG and that turtle looking Leslie man hunched over the spaghetti pile, LITERALLY EATING IT. I would have shared my secret recipe, but their greed made them want to just take both pockets full of mommas best.

They put on a very cool fire theatre show there. It has a medieval atmosphere and I loved it! The only thing I didn't like was the distribution of food. The actors in the show had fresh meat and vegetables and they wanted to force McDonald's on me and my friends "because it's good for the body and the mind". What are you going to serve us next time, maybe worms?

I had a great time, other than old man trying to hit on me yelling " Young Hot new Meat " sacrifice was cool the owl was cool "hoooo" I'm rich now biishhhh

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

Came Here by invintation this is how it went, The Invintation came about a week prior to the actual event The letter was hand written with nice red ink very nice.
The day of i arrived at the bus station that was going to bring us to the camp there was alot of security very safe:) As we arrived a noticed a giant owl statue with very cool skulls attached to the end of sticks leading up to it.
As I got to my cabin i could hear faint screaming coming from the kitchen the chefs mustve been so excited.
Overall i rate it a 10/10 the food was amazing and super fresh almost like it was slaughtered that day. The people there were amazing and the chants were super fun they even made a fake or real baby and used it as a sacrifice so cute:)

They made me decapitate a goat and stand in the middle of a pentagram and set it on fire as an initiation ritual 0/10