GOAT GLOBAL, Eureka CA

Poor poor poor customer service by the manager. Don’t save your receipts if the carts don’t work they won’t refund or exchange.

I absolutely love goat global never a problem can’t ever argue with the prices all staff are excellent always looking forward to going there very friendly always helping me giving me tips my go to dispo love these guys keep doing what you’re doing people will always hate on reviews don’t listen goat global is HUMBOLDTS BEST DISPO

They have some good prices but beware of the P&B kitchen Guava Passion gummies. Total bunk. They refused a refund.

I recently went here with my girlfriend, the product is great, the workers too.
But there was this one female worker that made me and my girl very uncomfortable. The budtender had an EXTREMELY short skirt or shorts on, very tight top obviously without a bra. You can say she dresses as if she works at a strip club rather than a dispensary.
On top of that, she couldn’t open the sample bags to show us due to her fake nails preventing her.
It feels almost scandalous walking into this place while she is there. Management needs to do something about this… ASAP.

I will no longer spend my money at this establishment! I was lied to about the price of an item and overcharged. Management refused to do anything about it besides making a smart unnecessary comment. There are better options out there.

I wouldn’t go here again.
The guy wanted to see my ID, which is fine.
Then said something that sounded rude under his breath.
And refused to repeat what he said.

Then continued to glare at me the entire duration of my visit to Goat Global.

There are so many options out here, I will spend my money elsewhere!

Tony was very awesome and helpful. Helped me pick out the best bud for me! Thank you A lot!

I am visiting from another state and have extreme anxiety when flying and traveling. They took good care of me picking me the right product and making me feel like they cared about my situation. I give them 10 stars.

They have a nice selection of good weed best in the area I’ve search four different dispensaries looking for top shelf before I came to them, I was disappointed until I found goat global

Love this store! Friendly helpful and knowledgeable staff. I’m new to CBD/THC as pain relief and sleep. The recommended items are working out well for me. I’ll definitely continue shopping here. Easy parking and safe area.

Of the three dispensaries that I went to on 4/20, this place rocked! Fun crowd, fast line, great specials, knowledgeable staff, and great goodies!

Low quality, overpriced weed, and inept staff who seem like they've never seen weed in their lives. Avoid this dispensary at all costs - you'll find way better deals (and better staff) next door at THCC, plus it's local too. Do us all a favor and go out of business, Goat Global

Them people just rock. Great prices & better deals! Peace out to all that work there. Still rocking it in 2023

They're cool, it's the only place I've gone in the last 3 years and I'm yet to be disappointed.

I found the best place to shop for supplies. Great staff and selection. GOAT if my go to for life.

Absolutely adore this Dispo! Staffs extremely knowledgeable, helpful, friendly and attentive to my needs. They've always been able to answer any questions I've had and recommend me great products to fit my price range. Definetly my #1 most recommended Dispensaries to go to in Humboldt County. Have been a return customer for almost a year and will continue to be for the foreseeable future!:)