The Crazy Horse, San Francisco CA

Expensive as hell, the girls are very comfortable with Hussling you and the management is not the best. Spend 40 dollars to get in and felt very disrespected by the management who don’t know how to treat their customers and will care more about the revenue than the satisfaction of their customers. Overall not the place to have a good time. Management and the girls will take you for granted at the slightest hint of not being able to spend money.

Went in last night and had fun. It was a quiet Monday night and nobody else was throwing money except me at the time. Management came over to me and told me to calm down. I got a lapdance then left. I'm a dancer as well, and I asked for permission with my entertainer, and I'm very tame so I got uncomfortable with management coming at me like that. I probably would've spent more time in there if it wasn't for that.

Wrost Place! 25 USD must flow in a river or throw it into a Drain! Waste of money! They are so very greedy!

Best club in the Bay Area and maybe California! It’s in a cool location in SF and has girls that love their jobs. I’ve only been once since covid but the old DJ is still there at least on Fridays and he is great! A true professional and veteran and his music always keeps the party going. I believe it was a girl named penelop and a girl named Eve who made my night extra special. Well worth the drive from the South Bay. The girls give better dances and are better at their jobs than every club in San Jose combined. I wish it wasn’t so far as I like to have enough money to treat the girls right since they provide such a good night. I’ll try to be back soon. 10/10 best club in bay area

Overall, I really enjoyed visiting. I had the best experience I've had in ages. Staff and the girls were very friendly. A lot of girls would often come buy requesting a lap dance. But the prices for a private dance are absolutely ridiculous. $140-$160 for just 10 minutes. I ended up paying $160 for the private dance and those 10 minutes flew by faster than the speed of light. If you are looking for a good time here, it's gonna cost at least $500.

Personally, I like to venture off by myself. I have more this way, and have better luck with the ladies, don’t need a sidekick. Long story short I came here “accidentally” (wasn’t planned) after a Kid Cudi concert and my o my, I had once of the best nights of my life. I know it’s fantasy but hey, we have our one thing. I’m not into hookers, but I have nothing but Love for dancers. These ladies where nothing but kind and made me feel special. I like to go once in a while cause it’s motivation for me, I can’t explain it, I look up to the sky say “thank you for putting these lovely angles on earth”. Love this place.

Terrible - we got a free entry ticket and they didn't allow us to use it. What do they pay the promo girls for? $21 (discounted entry) with a ticket that says free isn't exactly a good deal

The times i have went there i had a great time. There are 3 very hot ladies there Mika, Adrianna and i call her ms north Carolina.

Went there on Black Friday 2019 around midnight. Place was pretty dead there was one stage that girls would get on eventually to dance and girls would stop by people every now and then asking for private dances. There was a fellow Peruvian on stage so I was hoping it’d be good but she swiped $20 from me while I was trying to take some more money out so that killed my mood a bit. Andrea was great though she put on a good show and gave really good dances! Will probably try to stop by again to see her again tomorrow before I leave San Francisco.

Loved the experience here. The dancers and dances were sexy and beautiful. Liked the auditorium style seats at the back. The performers were not too pushy to sell lap dances. Especially had fun with one of the ladies who was so so hot on the stage and gave a really nice lap dance with lovely conversation as well. Would have loved to hook up with her outside too, but TBH she was way out of my league. LOL!

Yes this is a 'gentlemen's club' I love coming here with everyone friends, co workers, spouses etc! Such a fun place to drink and hang out.not raunchy at all.just because I have worked at places like these in dtla and I've seen dirty. This is probably the only relaxed bar (meaning the girls don't bother you if you're at the bar away from the stage) plus drinks are cheap.

The ladies are amazing and super friendly don't be a creep and they will treat you very nicely! Been three time this past three days and the ladies are always super polite and fun to talk to just don't talk with the gorgeous miss Delilah is dancing she doesn't like it and won't offer you any attention!

I love San Francisco! I've been to many local boutique fitness classes and San Francisco is definitely one of my favorites. The instructors are great and the studio is very clean and inviting. The classes are challenging, but you can really start to see results after only taking a few. Definitely recommend!

I went last night randomly walking and talking with Siri! Crazy horse popped up and i was walking all day with a charlie horse so it made the timing impeccable.i walked in fairly new to the game.have 60 dollars to spend. The bouncer blessed me with a pass outside it was fresh i dropped something on the floor and it wasnt nasty. TIP THE FUCCIN GIRLS EACH ARTICLE OF CLOTHING SHE TAKES OFF duh.gett a dance 20 bucks go inside have fun.throw singles laugh.stay for 3-4 hours leave come bac and laugh at the paradox of loving what you cant have! WHOOOOOO be back next month! THEY HAVE TWINS THAT WORK THERE

I had a worst experience in my life time. I was drunk and didn't know what was happening around me. The strippers used my situation and robbed me around 400$. They took me to the ATM and asked to withdraw. They totally used my situation. I would like to complain to the management.

I used to live in the Bay Area for over ten years and now I come just for business. But when I lived here, I would go to Crazy Horse at least twice a month and I can say that in the countless times I've gone to this club, there has ALWAYS been beautiful women and I have ALWAYS had fun there. I'm here on business right now and I plan on going to the club this weekend. I have no doubt there will be beautiful girls there as usual and I will have fun as usual! See you in a few days!

Amazing place. The ladies? Beautiful. The management? Always trying to make your experience better. They even have a new 420 friendly performance space on the second floor. Cant go wrong here. Perfect place for a bachelor party!