Playmates Club, Miami FL

They charged my card 150$ for alcohol when I only bought 1 drink the entire time I was there and not for me but for the dancer! Dancers are the only good thing about this spot, if you want to save money go elsewhere.

After being disappointed in another strip club this one made my night. I recommend you talk to and get a dance from Saucy. Beers were reasonable and all ladies were awesome and beautiful. It was first time and I'm definitely going back.

I have been coming to this club for over 10 years and never had such a negative experience like today. Be careful the waitress are up charging every drink like if it's top shelf. Please check your bill at the end of the night. They are running up your tab and then expecting 20% tip from you like if its obligational. This is not the way to do business. Deeply ashamed of such business practices.

Called & they said i had to purchase a bottle to enter & i was talking & the lady hung up!

This place is so so. The dancers are, money hungry average looking Spanish girls. Beware of the parking, they will toll you vehicle!

TERRIBLE PLACE PARKING IS BAD YOU WILL GET TOWED AS I SAW SOME PEOPLE GETTING TOWED THANKFULLY I DID NOT GET TOWED. THIS PLACE SUCKS AND THE DANCERS ARE ALL GOLD DIGGERS. TERRIBLE.

I had a great time here. The staff looks like they work well together as a team. If the dancers and staff look happy working where they work, I like the place, and these dancers look happy.

Yesterday it was my first time there. A lot of beautiful girls and small and nice enviroment. I ask for a Heineken and the menu at the bar, the bartender look at me and said: ok. Then he turn his back and completely ignore me. What a welcome! The guy ruined my night.

Not an ideal venue to try and find your child a friend to play with, very misleading. But would recommend ;) ;)

Every girl gets off the stage and goes around asking for a tip for their dance even if you didn’t look. I swear it was worse than going to church.

Wanted to go to a new place and I gotta say I had a decent time. Let's start with tips. Girls will ask you for a tip without having done anything. Some will tell you they just came off the stage and ask anyway. The inside looks very well thought out in terms of layout. I'd go with a group of friends just to sit in the high rise seats that oversee the entire floor. COVER FEE (Military are free, if you happen to get a cool bouncer). ATMs available. Bartenders are just there to serve you drinks and go about their day. A few good looking bartenders. Sat down and had a few drinks with one girl that I was with the rest of the night. Kept getting asked for tips from other girls even when I would be having a conversation with Victoria. Champagne room and private lap dance rooms. I will just say this about the rooms, just cashApp the dancers the money, it was such a headache when it came to paying. CashApp them all the money and have the girl pay the money on your behalf. Overall, I had a decent well needed night ONLY because of one of the girls took the time to sit with me. She definitely earned her night with me, on a Monday night.

Here we go, writing reviews about strip clubs.this is the worst strip club I've ever been to. The girls are sub-par and put on lazy performances. I don't care if you're fully nude, let me see your athleticism while you climb up a pole and show those dirty men how strong you really are. But they don't, instead they beg for tips after they dance and then in the most desperate attempt possible let the men touch them and sit on their laps. Girls you are strippers not escorts, not prostitutes. Let them pay you just to watch you dance because you are worth that at least. I usually feel empowered coming to strip clubs this place just made me sad. Anyway, it's a strip club they have naked girls and the bartenders a really nice dude.

Playmates in.ah who cares. This place used to be Alley Cats, it's gone through a few hands since then. Jose Canseco's wife used to own the place, according to legend. Jose Canseco was Miami's golden boy until he got with Madonna, beat his wife, went on a bender and later ratted all other steroid users in the baseball world, his decline could sort of describe this place. I'm giving it 4 stars for a few reasons. First the DJ, he's a good guy. The managers and bouncers, the door guy, even the valet, all nice guys. And this place is the one place where callipygous women rule.
(Look it up). This place has got more ass than class, but that's alright. It's a small bar, mirrors make it look bigger. Place gets slammed. Girls are usually fun, they make a decent burger. Beer and drinks priced reasonably. Used to be owned by the Toostsies lawyer, not anymore. Open late. In the Gables off of ahipping avenue. Ironically, right up shipping ave, not far away there's a modern art place with a 10 foot plus vagina in front of the building. (I am dead serious), it should be bought by this company and set up as a road marker of sorts. Fun for the whole family if your family is made up of escorts and pimps. Recommend the place. Tremenda jodedera on wheels, if you don't speak Spanish here, estas bien mal.
Good for bachelor parties and just good times. See the DJ, Danny is alright.

The best club I have ever been too. The girls are beautiful and the drinks are amazing. Will visit again.

Worst club I've ever been to.
The dancers were horrible, feel like I need a tetanus shot after leaving this place. Money hungry is an understatement for everyone at this place.
Save yourself the time and money and go somewhere else.

One of the best strip clubs I've ever been to so far as my first visit to Miami. Service is great, inside is also nice and lots of gorgeous Cuban girls. I will visit this place again the next time I'm in town.

I went no fap for 2 months and decided to go. Got herpes. Overall all good experience, will repeat

Nice and clean, beautiful Cuban chicks, couple of white with fake euro accent that will rip you off, stay away from them.
Really enjoyed my time there, will visit again on my next business trip!

90% of the strippers had plastic surgery. Most were past their prime.none could dance. Lasy dancing ugly trany looking women.there's only one tootsies and this isn't it.

Bought a bottle and had 200 in the 1s and they ignored just cause there was only 2 of us the worst never will I ever will be here again