The LumberYard, Des Moines IA

Gonna give this a 5 star review based on my experience day before yesterday.

Bouncers were nice, people that worked there were friendly and the dancers were extremely friendly. They didn’t get mad if you declined a dance and they also didn’t pressure you in for another after you got one.

I had a couple dances and one girl definitely stood out for me. Shame I can’t remember her name but she was amazing. I do remember paisley tho, another great dancer and I hope everything works for ya!

My kid was wanting to do a bonfire with his friends tonight so I picked them all up and went to get some wood for it and when I walked theough the door with the children I was appaled by the attire of the workers and one of them also tried to group my child worst astablishment ever I wish I could give 0 stats, but Electra was a nice girl and gave one dance for free to my friends son Lamar.

Honestly the strippers look ok at best they have a few good ones, but be real careful with your time when it comes to the private dances. They charge per song and wont stop unless you say some so they can overcharge at check out. I had told a stripper I'd like 1 dance cause I was just curious about the back room. She talk to me at first was friendly let the song that was playing finish up then danced to the second one. She charged me for the first that was basically over when we got there.

Most of the dancers were friendly, except one.
She was extremely racist. She would ask where are you from, then judge from that if she would carry on the conversation, the security guy on 03/02/2020 was as much racist and disgusting customer service. Go there if you wish to be treated poorly like that after spending over $600

Extremely poor and disgusting customer service from both some of the dancers and security guy, on 03/02/2020. Go there if you wish to be treated so poorly after spending over $600. I definitely don’t recommend, they first need to hire people who know the definition of customer service, then maybe we would think about it. I’ll make sure to let everyone I know about my poor experience.

I was told I could come here to obtain wood.
In need of some wood for a bonfire, I came to this place to purchase some.
Their advertisements are insultingly misleading, no actual lumber is sold here at all.
0/10, would not recommend.

Go there every 2 years when we head to the Farm Progress show. Always enjoy it. The girls are nice looking & the atmosphere is good. They always have my favorite brand of beer because you get to bring your own! I like that concept. The only bad thing is I spend too much money when I'm there but that's my fault! See you in 3 weeks!

Wowww when there tonight n definitely going back again awesome place, beautiful girls definitely worth go n check it out much better than beach house.

Yes great place to hangout but unfortunately they steal your debit card info and use it to make false transactions I will never be returning to this place of thievery. I highly recommend people stay clear of this establishment

Best place to go I recommend this place when I go I feel welcome money well spent. Shut out to my girl Honey!

Went here last Tuesday and was unimpressed. Whoever is on the mic needs to chill out a bit. Constantly complaining that people aren’t tipping enough is obnoxious and not going to make people tip more. If I want to sit back and drink a couple beers I should be able to without being bitched at. I always spend money when I go to clubs. Get privates and at the stage but not when some grown man is yelling at me about it. Dancers were ok, nothing special.

Went to the lumber yard. Signed up for Amateur night.let me tell you it’s rigged! Twatt waffle should of won! Many of the dancers and staff let me know after that they gave top prize to a dancer who works there. Many men left after because they felt it was a waste of money to judge when they picked the winner but the house picked there own. Did a privite dance lady told me $25 then over charged me $50. Will not go back. Very sad

Well I was there with a friend of mine only 2 in the place each planning on spending 500 each tipping them on stage and could not get even 1 girl to sit down and join us

The girls are good looking and personable. $10 cover Mon-Thur, $15 other nights. They don't serve alcohol but you can bring your own. $25 for a dance.

Just don't waste your time. These girls will take your money and overcharge you. If you wanna keep you hard earned money don't go.

The bouncers take their jobs way to seriously, wiped the Ms off my hands was minding my own business not botherin anyone and still got my party i thrown out within an hour.say they get paid well, yeah paid with nasty striper stds

Enjoyed an extravagant night out on my birthday where I was memorized in shock and awe watching these talented women spin and move from the top of the ceiling to the stage effortlessly. Only complaint is when they brought me on stage tied me up and performed degrading but humorous acts on me. Bad place to bring your kids for your birthday. Gyros outside great though

They were nice the girls were good looking girls i enter but it was empty it was almost time to close and the lights went out cause of bad weather but she was nice, i had to ask her to get a private dance and

I came here with my husband looking for a good fun night out. All the girls that worked there took one look at us and looked the other way. We've been in strip clubs in other states and have to say we are less than impressed with the lack of attention we received from the Lumber Yard. We went out of our way to request a lap dance and received a cold shoulder. I wouldn't recommend this strip club to anyone. What a turn off!

Had the same kind of beer as someone that was throwing glass bottles at the cars in the parking lot and got thrown out.