Cornell Health At Cornell University, Ithaca NY

Had a phone consultation at 5: 40pm trying to get mental health help. They left me on hold for ten minutes, and then accused me of being late when they finally picked up and said they'd have to reschedule my appointment. I insisted that I was NOT late. The person on the phone insisted that the counselor I was meant to speak to was apparently occupied even though I had been scheduled to meet with her, and was told to wait and that they'd call back. Half an hour later, I heard nothing so I called back, finally got to speak with the counselor, only to be told she was too busy to speak with me. This experience is not vastly different from the other experiences I've had with this place.

Here's the gist. If you want someone to make you feel completely dismissed or want to deal with complete incompetence, then call up Cornell health, they've got you covered. If you want actual medical help, go somewhere else.

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Probably fine if you're an 18-year-old with a cold or a sprained ankle. If you are an older "alternative" student, or if you have chronic pain or fatigue or mental illness or any other invisible illness, prepare to be feel totally dismissed, and treated like a burden. Avoid the SHIP plan if you can.