Madame Oar's, Binghamton NY

I really wanted to rate this place at least 4 stars but I can't. The bartender was a complete sweetheart and the doorman was friendly as hell, they get 5 stars. I love this places set up, very classy especially considering it's in the middle of no where.

Now the dancers are another story. The whole reason people attend strip clubs is to be entertained. The dancers here are overall lazy as f***. Literally just walking around the stage, no effort what so ever.

Montana and this Latina dancer were great, they actually danced, were fun, with lively flirty personalities.

It doesn't help that the rest of the dancers looked average at best either. I'm not joking, I seriously saw better looking women working at the local Walmart.

Dancers get a 2 star.

I would give them zero stars if I could. I tried to call tonight when my drunk mentally unstable husband showed up and I called JUST to make sure he actually showed up and he was OK, but that was apparently too much to fricking ask from anyone working there. Apparently they don't care about the safety of their staff‍️ Hope they don't say anything to trigger him into a rage!

The owner of the club is rude the bartender which is a female is rude, the girls can’t dance. I thought I was bored at home, so went to this place to lively up my self. Bad choice. Would never recommend this place to anyone.

Aren't places like this supposed to have good looking girls with talent who don't BEG for tips? Traveling on business and stopped in for some entertainment, which is far from what I received.if telling someone they must tip you for doing absolutely nothing is entertainment, then that;s what I saw tonight - a dancer was actually arguing with a customer because he didn't tip her. Unbelievable I left right after I saw that. What a disgrace.