Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Philadelphia PA

I gotta be honest, I was expecting something different, like an actual room with a roof, etc.for my press conference. What I got was a green cinderblock and white garage door background, wedged between a fire extinguisher and a yellow hose reel. The lectern was nice, but I digress. I was upset at first, but really, this little landscaping business in a nondescript building actually grows on you. And, if you lose focus when a fascist like Rudy Giuliani takes the mic and won't stop rambling on about alleged stolen elections, there's always the Fantasy Island adult bookstore next door to keep your attention. So, do the guys at Four Seasons Total Landscaping do a fine job cutting grass and planting hedges and trimming bushes? Sure, maybe, I don't know, probably. But if you want a premium location to plant the seeds of insurrection and and grow your own conspiracy theory or just want to kick back and listen to the ravings of a madman, this is the place for you, I cannot recommend a better place.

I went here one time to buy a rake but I couldn't get in because some crazy guy was standing out side shouting about how Trump won the election. A crowd had gathered to watch the spectacle, but then began to disperse as the crazy man kept yelling and yelling even though it was over and Biden had won. I was unable to purchase my rake because the crazy person kept yelling and driving all the customers away. I would strongly suggest that in the future this business not allow crazy people to yell at would-be customers, it is very disconcerting, and I would not feel comfortable returning.

There is a nice white garage door out back that is perfect to use as a backdrop for press conferences. Nice steel frame-looking thing off to the side that makes the press in attendance feel like they are standing on an actual loading dock. Great atmosphere.

Hey guys just sending tons of appreciation your way. Sorry you had to go through a wave of chaos but you handled it brilliantly. If ever there was a time to have a great sense of humour, it was then. You hit it out of the park. I will be watching the documentary. Hope you and your family made it through everything ok.

Do I really need to validate the authenticity of my viewpoint on the subject matter. I say not (but certainly do reserve option for elaboration at a later date as needed).

A great place for your landscaping or conference needs. The outdoor conference space is quite spacious.

I love that half hour documentary about you guys so I end up buying a t-shirt. I'm waiting for it I don't know when I'm going to get it.
! I got it last Friday 12-3-21!

Nov 7 will be forever known as Four seasons Total Landscaping day! Thank you for your service.

Even when I need something that has nothing to do with landscaping they always come through for me!

Would not hold a press conference there. Don't know a thing about there landscaping services.

Great place to overturn democracy for a guy who looks like a store brand hybrid of vellum and Danny devito

High quality hotel rooms. We booked the presidential suite. A few orange streaks were on one of the pillows. Also, the other pillow had black streaks, as if the person had black dye drip down from the temples, very strange.

We're they filming the new episode of it's always Sunny here the other day? Could have sworn I saw Danny Devito giving a speech or something.

Great place, I held a press conference that went absolutely smoothly and afterwards I bought two bags of fertiliser.

The worst customer service. They make all kinds of promises that they have no intention of ever delivering on. Especially a guy named Sean over there who I think is an owner or runs it. They spend way too much time embarrassingly trying to capitalize on one hilarious moment. Let it go guys, you‘ve officially ruined the joke. Get back to being a business because you can’t live off of t-shirt sales and rude service forever. Wouldn’t trust them to pull my weeds.

I can't speak to their landscaping abilities (though I'm sure they do a great job) but I can say their merch is too quality. I got a sweatshirt for myself, and another for my boyfriend. Both are very soft and we'll designed.

When I was there I got a great value
What a press venue. Giuliani should merry his next cousin there. 5 stars.

I ordered one of their shirts after the infamous press conference (wanted a little souvenir to remember the funniest moment of 2020). Sadly after I placed the order and it was sent, the postal person left it in the open lobby of my building instead of bringing it to my door, and it was stolen. After reaching out to four seasons to tell them what happened, they were kind and professional enough to resend it and I’m very appreciative of their staff for doing that! The shirt itself is great! Great quality and design, and that + the great service is really what made this purchase more than worth it! Would highly recommend buying some of their merch!