Brass Monkey, San Antonio TX

Fun with seating areas. Has two bars and a dance floor if you feel like getting groovy. Great place.

Ordered green tea shots, bartender purposely didn't put any alcohol in them. Charged me anyway. Douche

Very Rude door man named tarzan and very rude little security. Didn’t even go inside. I called but no answer and no call back. Safe to say totally not worth making the trip here and not ever making the effort to come here unless they straighten up entry process.

This bar treated me as if I had a disease. Upon searching my bag at the door they confiscated my ibuprofen bottle. I went in and was happily served by the bartender. Less than 5 minutes later an extremely overweight bouncer was tapping me on the shoulder saying I had to leave because I was too intoxicated Even though I had just been admitted and served a drink. After asking many many time why I was asked to leave I was never given a clear answer and the overweight bouncer RIPPED the michelob ultra from my hands and pushed me out the door with no explanation. I have never been treated so poorly anywhere in my life. I wouldn’t go back to this bar if my life depended on it. Seriously the worst place I have ever been in my life.

They do not exempt individuals with medical conditions, from wearing face mask. Pretty sure this is illegal as the mayor states in his mandate that qualifying conditions are exempt. Hopefully the San Antonio Access Disabilities Office will speak to them

The security guards have an attitude as well, the type of guys who think that size correlates to macho-ness. The two bouncers up front were really cool and polite though

My drink was spiked from one of the bartenders since I don’t remember anything of that night, I highly wouldn’t recommend going there any longer since it hasn’t been the first occasion of this happening at this bar since other people I know been telling me this wasn’t the first time.

I didn't have any drinks and the bouncer said I was too intoxicated to come in. I am unsure how he came to that conclusion however I left and wrote this review. I was wearing an express button up long sleeve shirt, a pair of express jeans, and black loafer so I was well within dress code

Who's Still wants to go, in 2020 pairing up with"Food Trucks" is a joke.
They don't even have food and beverage license, To be considered a food/ bar.jus a matter of time.

This place can be a gold mine if it had the right owners and managers. I worked here for two weeks as front door checking id's and was told I would be taking the head of security when the one there quit. Now the door is for the most part easy check id's pat people down and check pocket books and pockets for drugs weapons and stop them from getting in now I kept my eye on the head of security and noticed every time we took coke off of someone he would look at it and then all of a sudden he would walk off with it now we are to toss it in the garbage and he never did and I know I did the garbage every night and never any coke in the bags. Then one night we had a young lady that was over served and could not stay alert or keep anything down now as a medic I know this girl needs a hospital and for 10 min it was a debate to call 911 or send her home.and I took over care for her for about 2 seconds before the head of security told me to get away And worry about the door as he sat there and did nothing. He then called the manager who took 5 mins to get through the crowd of people who then has to call the 2 owners who has to walk slow as possible from home to the bar where they then called 911 and was then told by the manger that what I did was putting things I. The bar owners and could cause lots of trouble. That was my last night and after the two owners told us any calls to 911 go by them first so for the morons running that danger zone you do realize that you put cameras up everywhere and will be used against you when you play stupid games like this so I hope you have lots of money for good lawyers you are going to need it

Their 80s night is hit or miss. They really should update their registers so people don't have to go to the same exact register to order as it makes some lines ridiculously long.

Great drinks awesome dance floor.we took some friends from Houston and the all love the variety of music being played.

Great service, Thursday nights seem like college night.great fun crowd just younger generation. Great drink specials and great music

Very chill place to be. The bartenders and staff are awesome and very friendly. If you like different variety of music, this is the place to be. Outside patio is a plus. Highly recommend.

Poor customer service. When I was getting my ID checked by the bouncer he became very hostile towards me for no reason, like he wanted to fight me. Then used the excuse that he thought I was drunk to deny me entry. It was very strange, and overall I'd just reccomend going somewhere with friendlier staff. If I could give less than one star I would.

The customer service was beyond rude, one they have the associates herding everyone like cattle and two, the bartenders were not attentive to those that were in line. The manager i believe was Ron was clueless when reporting my issues. They need to retrain their staff and have management consultation.

Love the music but the service was just so subpar, If I am going to address my issues to the manager, i down expect to be waiting 20 min to have that conversation on why the bartenders lack on service and figure out who's in line. Then speaking to the manager was like speaking to a brick wall, was not even paying attention.

The drinks are like i like my men.the drinks are cold and the men are hot.fabulous and love the music.

Literally the most unsanitary and rudest people working. Besides the cheapest drinks they have the cheapest service too. Management is poor and they need to learn how to handle people correctly.

Cheap nasty drinks plus its outside no room to walk lots of drunk sweaty people everywhere expect random people to be feeling u up from behind if ur outside cause its a tiny place and they try to fit like 200 people in that place smh very dangerous

Great club with a great atmosphere. Use their social media to find out what theme night they have going on when you come by. Always a good crowd, but can get crowded at times.