Church of Scientology Mission of San Antonio

Their toilets are amazing. Top notch butt/seat warmers, bidets (a rarity in the US), and velvety soft toilet paper. Amazing. However, the taco meat was questionable. I might have been served feral cat meat. I say this, because I saw 10 cats in the alley and some cat traps! Yikers!

I went to this place and as soon as i walked in someone named miss.cabbage punched me in the face while tom cruise cheered

Tried to sell my soul to them but was only offered 100 bucks and a book package. Think I'll try the devil seems more trust worthy.

Good food, little Mexican flat breads with beans on top, Bathroom was clean. Service was a bit slow.

I was on a beer run and got lost so I stopped by and asked where the nearest valero is. The only one who spoke was a tom cruise cut out. We chatted for a bit and he told me it was 2 blocks down and take a right.very nice guy! He said to drop by anytime. He was spiritually intelligent, bright eyed, and wanted me to see the bigger picture. I thought that meant to get him a 6 pack but by the time I came back it was closed.

Would've given this place 5 stars, but the lizardman behind the counter kept incessantly farting.

I would have given them a zero but its not an option& this is not a church it is a cult who tears families apart among many other things.

I refuse to believe that any sort of happiness comes from being forced to pay for fees and “book programs”. Get out while you can, this scam is going extinct and the believers will drag you down with them.

Went in to buy a bag of chips, soda and get some gas for the truck and they just kicked me out for no reason. What ever happened to customer service these days? !

Worst hairdressing appointment i’ve ever had, they didn’t listen to what i asked for and just dyed my hair blue

Went in cause I was tired of paying taxes and ended up leaving with soup cans? Still not sure what happened but oh well. Oh and the tacos aren't bad either.

I ordered a couple of blueberry pies and when I went to pick them up, they handed me two tin cans, measured the electricity in my body and told me that my dad never loved me. Instead of the pies, they gave me a cardboard box filled with a bunch of glitter and Tom Cruise movie posters. I will not be buying any more pies from this restaurant.

The cheese was too smelly.

I wouldn't recommend. (However I would recommend the Leah Remini documentary on Hulu).

I think the waiter was blind because he kept trying to touch my face. I ordered the Poblano Chicken Pasta, BIG MISTAKE! I was bowl blasting from both ends!
I will never eat here at this restaurant again.

A cute hole in the wall spot nestled in the heart of Olmos Park. Seemed promising and my friends told me to try, so I called in for curbside pick-up (bc covid). The lady on the phone told me it would be 30 minutes. I sat outside in the trunk of my car for an hour before I just decided to go in.
Inside, there was no kitchen, just a bunch of books on Diabetus? And they told me it would be another 13 years for my two bean&cheese! They wouldn’t let me leave so I crawled out while the lady had her back turned.
It was just a miss for me. Maybe next time, I guess.

The woman who handed me my tacos was trying very hard to do her job, I think her name was Shelly. After the manager berated her in front of us, she was told to stay in the back and no longer to remain at the register. She was in tears and humiliated! Please let her come back to the register. #freeshelly

I was gonna go try their tacos but I heard their Guacamole was black and moldy. Hey, is it true this place is haunted? I heard a woman back in 1995 had such a bad customer wait staff experience that she died waiting for service. They say she is still waiting for her glass of water to this day.whao.

The food was alright but way over priced for what it is. Save yourself some money and get something better from whataburger.

Also the host was rather creepy and kept asking me to go to in the back and "hold his cans"

This place is not one of the Missions? Went to see the Missions? Not here? Bought a book though- Hubardo something about Diareatics? Need to read it.