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El Porton, Cypress TX

Address 20323 FM 529 Ste #130, Cypress, TX
Phone (832) 906-6383
Hours
Monday9:00am-10:00pm
Tuesday9:00am-10:00pm
Wednesday9:00am-10:00pm
Thursday9:00am-11:00pm
Friday9:00am-11:45pm
Saturday9:00am-11:45pm
Sunday10:00am-10:00pm
Categories Mexican Restaurant, Bar, Night Club
Rating 2.6 8 reviews
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El Porton reviews

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MBR
July 05, 2023 7:36 am

Food took a long time to come while Restaurant was not busy at all. My son order a burger, which came back almost raw.

Not recommended

Iram
May 18, 2023 12:46 am

Not recommend this place at all food was low quality greasy nasty, over priced.service’s terrible, she never refilled our drinks never asked how food was, be aware they still your money too she add 20%servece charge on a 5 table top I didn’t see that so she got a 24.53 tip for a poor service I always tip no matter what but always depends on service…this is a place I will never go back. Give them 1star because is not in option of 0

Tears
May 17, 2023 1:43 pm

Everything was off the salsa very bitter
Or bland
Everything needed some salt food is meh not worth the price especially with a club setting and a "dj" with poor taste in music

El porton se debe quedar cerado con in candado

Mario
February 28, 2023 5:56 am

Food was awesome and service was delightful. I will be back when I'm on this side. Marien went out of her way to make us feel welcome and take great care of us.

Zkarleth
February 21, 2023 6:42 am

This is one of the best places I’ve been, the food is so delicious it makes u crave for more, the customer service Marien and San give its excellent they are always so nice to me, so it be good to give them a shootout,

Jara
February 20, 2023 9:16 am

I went to eat for the first time on Thursday and I sat at the bar, I really didn't know what to order and the bartender boy told me that he could make something special for me and I really liked it. I also ate some Quebirria tacos that I loved, but no more than the drink, I hope the boy remembers how to make it when he is back in that place, which I absolutely loved

Macaria
January 18, 2023 11:51 am

Horrible the new owners are trash they took my order and I was use to great yummy food. Today I ordered and it’s trash nothing was good they got my order wrong 3 time. I don’t understand how they get it wrong 3 times. And the food was not even good. Everything was dry and the sopes were hard as hell. Enchiladas trash. Kid’s quesadilla trash. Never going here again. Do not recommend.

Juan
January 13, 2023 3:35 pm

Don't bother! I normally go to Arandas but decided to give this place a try, it was a bad idea. I ordered 2 gorditas, flautas & chicken burrito with chile con queso & chips (they charge separate for the chips, most places include the chips with the cheese). When I got there the host repeated my order and only had 1 gordita, no problem she said, we can charge it separate just wait 5mn, i did. She comes out with a to go box and said her it is. When I got home, what she gave me was a container of stale chips. Still only had one gordita even though I was charger separately. The "chile con queso" was just canned nacho cheese and it tasted funky. The burrito was nothing but mush, they used shredded chicken and all the ingredients inside were just mush. I couldn't finish the burrito so i gave it to my dogs, they didn't want it either. The flauta plate was suppose to have 5 flautas according to their menu but they only have us 4. For $45 I'd expect at least Arandas quality or better but it was worse.much worse!

Safe to say they failed to earn my business. This was the first and last time I'll ever order from El Patron. Sorry guys, I normally let bad food or service go and don't write negative reviews but your place is truly bad. Please step up you quality for any future clients, not me. I won't be coming back.

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