Tapas On Main

Had high hopes for a good experience, but was super let down on all fronts.

Ordered 2 crepes to go, got them home and ate them for a little date night thing. We immediately started crunching on something odd, so we investigated. Our crepes were littered with black shards. They were hard, mostly likely carbon from the crepe grill not being cleaned.

We tried to eat around it, but found it lacking. The crepe batter was thick. Like, I'm pretty reasonable about things, but this was thick with a capital T. It was dense, chewy, and pasty in flavor. Not at all crepe-like. Chicken in the crepe was dry, and mealy. No passion in this food, just slapped together. Our crepe was also missing black beans. Might have been for better.

Our dessert crepe was mostly inedible from the black shards, but what we did manage to get was more of the same. Big bummer.

I called to talk to someone about it, and nobody picked up. This was still during normal business hours, and outside the rush. I'm not a monster. Left a message, no calls back. That's 3 strikes.

Anyway, skip this place if you want to enjoy your food. Bad vibez.