Crestview RV Superstore, Selma TX

So, there I was, lost in the woods, hunted by the predators of other dealerships looking to buy my travel trailer for far less than it was worth. I was alone, and fending off the evil infesting the world had become more than I could stand against alone.

When suddenly, a handsome man in the armor of his mighty polo shirt appeared! His shining name tape labeled this hero as the mythical Joel, which was his earthly name, for the True Name of this hero would surely shatter the psyche of one such as me.

Joel stood beside me in the darkness, and fought next to my worn and tired form until a light shone through the gloom. "Michael, I can get you a full thousand dollars more for your travel trailer, and even let you keep your sway bar and other accessories! "

I took a knee to catch my breath, the long days and nights standing against the forces of evil having made me weak. All I could manage was a nod of acceptance, and he pulled me to my feet with his powerful grip. We rode on his chariot - the unworthy would mistake it for a golf cart - and he took me to the headquarters of his noble order.

Once the heavenly paperwork was signed, the two of us journeyed henceforth, to freedom. As we traveled, I looked beside me to thank the hero who stood by me in the midst of battle, but I noticed he was gone. When I looked back, I saw Joel, returning to the forest, in search of others like myself; those lost and fighting against the privations of those predators hiding in ambush. He gave me a final wave in farewell, and I held back the tears that tried to escape as I witnessed his bravery.

If you find yourself lost, dealing with those looking for your blood, may you call out for the heroic Joel, and if the fates find you worthy, look for the man in a polo riding his chariot.